Three men are standing in a huge line to see a movie. The guy in front really has to piss. He mentions this to the guy behind him. The guy behind suggests he piss into the back pocket of the guy in front of him. The middle guy laughs and says the guy in front will surely notice. The guy behind him smiles and says "I pissed in your back pocket and you didn't notice."
*I think he got it from one of the East Indian newspapers. I laughed.*
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