Shakira knows the man will ask her to have sex eventually, so she keeps the distance.
After a few weeks and seeing that the man won't make the slightest move, Shakira said to the man:
*Oh, you are such a gentleman. I thought by now you'd have proposed me to have sex. Thank you for not trying to take advantage.*
The man replied:
*Why would I propose that? I don't have friends here to tell them I had sex with Shakira.*
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