I've always wanted to have someone to hold, someone to love. After having met you, I've changed my mind.
I must admit, you brought Religion in my life. I never believed in Hell til I met you.
Looking back over the years that we've been together, I can't help but wonder: What the hell was I thinking?
As the days go by, I think of how lucky I am that you're not here to ruin it for me.
As you grow older, Mom, I think of all the gifts you've given me. Like the need for therapy...
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