Three gay men are mourning the death of their common lover. They decide to split the ashes between then to be spread as they wished.
The first says "I'm going to cast his ashes into the ocean because some of the best times of my life were with him walking along the beach".
The second says "I'm going to take his ashes to our favorite camping spot where we hiked and watched countless sunsets together".
The third says "I'm going to sprinkle his ashes in a bowl of hot chili".
The first two looked puzzled and disgusted. "Why!?" They asked.
"So he can tear my asshole up one last time."
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