One Friday, a boy takes a super hot girl to a jewellery shop and picks a diamond necklace worth $100000 for her.
The girl obviously felt awesome. Boy gave a check and said he will collect the necklace on Monday after the check clears.
On Monday the jeweler calls the boy: "There is no money in your a/c, You check has bounced!"
Boy: "I know, but you can't imagine what an awesome weekend I had....."
Edit: Correction necklace
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