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The prophet...

The bartender runs for his life screaming "NO! FUCK THIS JOKE!"

Doodle Doo

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Liam Neeson...

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What's the...

Beyblades.

why are computers...

because they listen to their mother board.

Went to take my...

now its a dragon.

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