One day Johnny sees his friend walking along the beach.
“What's up, bro?”
“Eh, nothing”
“I know you're sad, I'm you're best friend, you can tell me everything!”
“You see, this is the place were my first wife drowned.”
“Well, it's been years since then! You've got a new car, a new house, and a new wife! Basically a new life!”
“Now, is not that I miss her, but, you see, my new wife is a professional swimmer.”
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