One day at the entrance to heaven, St. Peter saw a New York street gang. walk up to the Pearly Gates. This being a first, St. Peter ran to God and said, God, there are some evil, thieving New Yorkers at the Pearly Gates. What do I do?. God replied, Just do what you normally do with that type. Re-direct them down to hell. St. Peter went back to carry out the order and all of a sudden he comes running back yelling God, God, they're gone, they're gone! Who, the New Yorkers?. No, the Pearly Gates.
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