When all of a sudden she heard a knock at the door. She gently placed the book faced down on a table and proceeded to answer it. At the door was a man with a vacuum cleaner in his right hand who said: "Madam, I'd like to present to you the world's fastest and most efficient vacuum cleaner ever made!" At that point, te man picks up a bag full of poop and throws it on the woman's carpet. He then said: "Madam, if this vacuum cleaner doesn't make your carpet spotless, I will eat the rest of it right away!" The woman then proceeds to tap his shoulder and then said to him: "Young man, I hope you have a great appetite, because I ran out of electricity this morning."
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