He approaches to her and says, "I saw Jesus in my dream. He told if we kiss once, we will get rid of our sins". The sister is surprised but she trusts the experienced priest. They kiss.
A few days later, he approaches again. "I saw Jesus in my dream. He told if I touch your breast once, all of our brothers and sisters here will go to Heaven". Sister says "but...". The priests gives a long speech and tells that the order comes from Jesus. He grabs her breasts.
Couple weeks later, he comes and says "Last night, Jesus took me up to the stairs of Heaven and he told we did very good. If we do one last thing, he told, all the Christians will be forgiven from their sins.". "What is that?" she asks. "I will need to put my penis between the lips of your vagina. But make sure it does not slip in. You know it is the biggest sin!" replies the priest. She is doubtful but this is the greatest opportunity. She agrees.
Then, BAAM! He slips in and says..
"That bastard Jesus pushed me from behind!"
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