... and his grandson ask if he can have a puff. The grandpa says "can your penis ouch your asshole yet?" and he says no. The grandpa just says your not old enough and finishes his cigar.
5 years later, he is drinking some alcohol and his grandson says "can I have a sip of your beer?" The grandpa ask the same question and the grandson says no again. The grandpa gives the same reply.
Finally 5 years later, the Grandpa is eating some cookies and his grandson ask if he can have some. The grandpa says "can your penis touch your asshole yet, and now the grandson says yes. The grandpa responds, "good, now go fuck yourself, these are my cookies!"
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