One bright day in the middle of the night
Two dead boys got up to fight
One was blind and the other couldn't see
So they got a dummy for a referee
Back to back they faced each other
Drew out their swords and shot each other
A dead policeman heard the noise
And then he shot those two dead boys
If you don't believe this lie is true
Ask the blind man, he saw too.
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