One afternoon, a wealthy Presidential candidate was riding in the back of his limousine when he saw two pathetic migrant workers by the side of the road, eating grass. He ordered his driver to stop and got out to investigate. He asked the men, "Why are you eating grass?"
"We don't have any money for food," the first man replied.
"Then you must come with me to my house," insisted the Presidential candidate.
"But, sir, I got a wife and three kids here," said the man.
"Bring them along!" replied the Presidential candidate.
The second man exclaimed, "I got a wife and six kids!"
"Bring them as well!", the Presidential candidate proclaimed as he headed back to his limo.
They all climbed into the limo, it was very crowded. Once underway, one of the men became emotional and said, "Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us with you."
The Presidential candidate replied, "I'm most happy to do it. You'll love my place. The grass is almost a foot tall."
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