Once upon a time...

...there lived a great ruler in India, Emperor Akbar. This great emperor had the most beautiful wife in all the realms.

At the palace, there lived a certain Ahmed who was a low-ranking official. He took a liking to the queen, and his greatest desire was to kiss the queen's gorgeous breasts.

Once, he told Birbal, the emperor's minister about this secret desire. He also told him he'd do anything to touch the queen's breasts with his mouth. Birbal, who was a very cunning man, said the following:

'Look Ahmed, this isn't a small thing you're asking from me, but I'll help you! Obviously, it'll cost you some money. If you give me 500 gold pieces though, I'll arrange the whole thing and you'll be able to kiss the queen's breasts for three whole hours... without any consequences you should worry about!'

Ahmed was extremely happy about this. They agree that after the deed is done, Ahmed will pay Birbal 500 gold pieces. The next day, Birbal secretly put a special susbtance on the queen's bra that caused serious itching. The emperor then gathered his doctors (who had been bribed by Birbal beforehand) so they could establish the cause of the itching. After some time, the doctors gave their diagnosis to the emperor:

'This is a very dangerous disease that spreads at a horrendous speed! There's only one cure: a specific kind of human saliva. Unfortunately, there's only a single man whose saliva is suitable for the treatment in the whole of India: your humble servant and subject, Ahmed.'

The emperor immediatly summoned Ahmed and commanded him to heal the queen's breasts with his saliva. And thus it came to pass that Ahmed could fervently lick and suck and kiss the queen's breasts for three whole hours. After that time passed, he left the royals' presence with an otherwordly smile.

The next morning, Birbal came to his room to ask for his rightful payment. However, Ahmed announced that he wasn't really serious about those 500 gold coins, and that he didn't have that much money anyways.

But that was without counting with Birbal's revenge. The next day, Birbal smuggled that special substance into the emperor's underwear... and soon, Emperor Akbar summoned Ahmed...