... and the first of them went "Hey, these shoes are great!".
The other replied "Nah, they suck."
The first guy then found a pair of shoes he thought was even better, but the other guy still disapproved.
After thirty minutes, the first of them had enough and burst out:
"Look, there's got to be some shoe-way street here!"
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