he was always bored. One day he was walking down the street when he saw a man at the side of the road bouncing a brick on the floor, up and down, up and down. The man was amazed! "I'll give you £100 for that brick!" the man says. "Sorry mate the bricks not for sale" comes the reply "ok, ok £1000!! I must have that brick!" but still no was the answer "Alright then!!! £100 million!!! I must have it!!!!" This was an offer the man with the brick could not refuse. So a cheque was written and the man walks away with this bouncing brick.
He is loving this brick, he takes it everywhere, and yet.... soon he bores of it. I mean... all it does is bounce which is very boring. So soon he is wanting to be rid of this brick, but for some reason he cannot be rid of it No matter how he tries to get rid of it, it still comes bouncing back to him. So one day, sick to his guts of the brick, he climbs the highest building he can find, with his brick in hand and when he reaches the top he HURLS the brick down at the pavement below. The brick bounces on he floor and shoots back up, speeding past the man up into the sky, never to be seen again.
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