On year skateboard


Dave, John and Sam were involved in a horrific car accident in which all three
died. As they stood at the gates of heaven, Saint Peter came up to them and
said,


'You will all be given a method of transportation for your eternal use around
heaven. You will be judged on your past deeds and will have your transport
chosen accordingly'


Saint Peter looked at Dave.
'You, Dave, were a bad man. You cheated on your wife four times. For this you
will drive around heaven in an old, beat-up Soda.'


Next Saint Peter looked at John.
'You were not so evil, but you still cheated on your wife two times. For this
you will forever travel through heaven in a Lade station wagon.'


Saint Peter finally looked at Sam.
'You, Sam, have set a fine example. You did not have sex before marriage and
you never cheated on your wife. For this, you will forever travel through heaven
in a Ferrari.'


A short time later, John and Dave pulled their cars next to Sam's Ferrari and
there he is, sitting on the bonnet, head in hands, crying.


'What's wrong Sam?' they asked. 'You got the Ferrari. You're set forever. Why
so down?'


Sam looked up ever so slowly, opened his mouth and cried,
'I just saw my wife go by on a skateboard.'

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