On the night of their 40th anniversary the wife asks her husband: "What were you thinking about, at this moment, fourty years ago?"
The husband replies: "How I wanted to fuck your brains out and suck your tits dry."
The wife responds: "What are you thinking right now?"
The husband says: "I think I have done a pretty good job."
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