On the last day of camp everyone was asked the same question: 'What is the best part of the camp?' One wise guy answered, 'Going home!'

Panic

Mrs. Smith: Help me, doctor! Little Tommy's swallowed the can-opener!...

My dad would...

I'm busier than a one-legged man in an ass kicking contest Also: That smell...

barnyard fashion

"Why don't chickens wear underwear?" "Because their peckers are on their...

If you don't pay...

You may get repossessed.

TIFU by being...

Lololol I am Lion

A man and his...

The two are in a splendid hotel, in their beds, snuggling down to make love...

Engineers

How do you tell if an engineer is an extrovert? They look at *your* shoes...

Slighly racist

I saw a black man running down the street with a big flat screen television...

Sex with a Toy

A young Blonde was telling her friend at a cocktail party that she was off...

Why was Joe...

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