A man walks into a bar looking defeated. He goes through an entire bottle of whiskey and starts sobbing, elbows on the counter, head in his hands.
The bartender feels sorry for the guy and asks him, "What's wrong, mate?"
The man replies, "My son has become a drug addict. My daughter has become a prostitute. Even my wife has left me and married my best friend. I have lost everything that I had."
"Damn, sounds like you're going through really rough times. But I'm sure there must be at least something positive in your life."
"Well, yes. I am HIV positive."
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