On Campus: "In a rare lapse of generosity, the NCAA has decided college
athletes can get jobs. This statement was sent via ship-to-shore cable
from the NCAA yacht SS TV Revenue anchored off Monte Carlo."
"Athletes just can't make it anymore on what alumni give them," says Alan
Ray.
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