On a train from London to Manchester, an American was telling off the Englishman sitting across from him in the compartment.

On a train from London to Manchester, an American was telling off the Englishman sitting across from him in the compartment. You English are too stuffy. You set yourselves apart too much. Look at me... in me, I have Italian blood, French blood, a little Indian blood, and some Swedish blood. What do you say to that? The Englishman said, Very sporting of your mother.

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