On a flight from Dallas

On a flight from Dallas to New York, just after the "Fasten Your Seat Belts"
sign went out, a rather large man, in a cowboy hat and boots got up, went to the
front of the plane and announced, "I'm James Brown, B - R - O - W - N, I am
a white, Protestant American. I'm white from tip to toe and I hate
niggers, Jews and Catholics." He then returned to his seat.


Halfway through the flight, he stood up again, walked to the front
of the plane and announced:
"Hello folks, you know me, Jimmy Brown, B - R - O - W - N, a white,
Protestant American, white from tip to toe, and I can tell you this, I
hate niggers, Jews and Catholics".


Just after the captian announced that the plane was begining to descend, he
again stood, went to the front of the plane and told his story once more:
After the flight captain has announced that they are beginning to descend
"Hi folks, I'm Jimmy Brown, B - R - O - W - N,
a white, Protestant American and I hate niggers, Jews and Catholics".
He then returned to his seat.


A small, narrow chested person, with a black hat and a curl of hair on one
side of his head stood up and introduced himself: "Ladies and gentlemen,
I'm Solomon Feinstein, I am an American citizen and as you all might have
guessed, I am Jewish. But I am white from tip to toe, except for my
asshole which is brown, B - R - O - W - N".