Olie dies and goes to hell where he meets the Devil. The Devil says to Olie "Is it hot enough for you Olie?". Olie responds "Well back in Minnesota in June it got alot hotter than this.". So, the Devil goes over and cranks the heat up, and says "Is is hot enough for you now Olie?". Olie says "Well back in Minnesota about July it got alot hotter than this.". The Devil getting a bit mad at this point goes over and cranks the heat all the way up. "Is it hot enough for you now Olie?!" Olie replies "Well back in Minnesota around August it got alot hotter than this.". Now, the Devil is really frustrated at this point. He goes over and turns off the heat. The ground freezes, iceicles start forming, and a blizzard starts. "Well Olie is it cold enough for you now then?!" says the Devil. Olie rplies "Well back in Minnesota about January it..... Say did the Vikings win the Super Bowl?".
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