An old man is shoved into a prison cell. He is at once cornerd by the other guys in the cell. "What are you here for, old man?"- asks one of the inmates. "Well, I am a joker you know"- says the old man. "Okay, what kind of joke?." "Watch,"- says the old man and goes to the toilet wich is in one of the corners of the cell. He scoopes some shit from it, goes to the door and calls for a guard. When the gard opens the small window in the door the old man shoves the shit in his face. The window closes shut. "Ha, that was funny,"- says one of the inmates. "You just wait for the punch line,"- says the old man. At this moment the door opens and guards start filling the room. One of them takes the old man aside and says:"Stay here, we got a lesson to teach these motherfuckers."
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