The young pharmacist comes over to the counter,
The Man asked: Could you do me a favor and cut them in half this time, its all I need.
The Pharmacist responds: "Yes sir, I can, but it won't have the same effect if you only take half"
The man replied: "That's alright dear, I only need enough so I don't pee on my slippers"
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