So these two older folks are sitting in their nursing home playing a game of checkers. Nothing interesting is happening until the old man remembers something, perks up and says to the woman: "Hey, guess what?"
"What" says the woman with a wry smile
"Today is my birthday!!" the old man responds with glee
"Oh really?" the woman responds with surprise
The man straightens his posture, "Yes. And I bet you can't guess how old I am!"
The woman quickly responds, "Bet I can"
Perplexed, the man inquires, "Ok, how?"
"Stand up and drop your pants" orders the woman
The man is confused, but intrigued and so obliges.
After he stands and de-robes the woman begins to just lightly and tenderly tickle his balls for a minute or so.
The woman then looks straight at him and says, "You're 89."
Man is blown away and responds, "How'd you know?!?"
And with a slight smirk the woman says, "You told me yesterday."
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