Old guy goes up to old lady in a nursing home and says, "I bet you can't guess how old I am!"

She says, "yes I can, unzip your pants"

Old guy is surprised but unzips. She sticks her hand in and plays with his dick for a minute. She then says, "you're 83"

The guy says, "I am 83! How do you know?"

Old lady says, "You told me yesterday."

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