Three guys are trapped on an island with cannibals. The cannibals tell them that if they want to survive, they must each find ten of the same fruit and return to the cannibals to receiver their next instruction.
The first man returns with ten apples and the cannibals tell him he must shove all ten apples up his butt without any changing facial expression and they won't eat him. After about eight apples, the man's face becomes strained, and the cannibals eat him.
The second man return with ten berries and he is given the same instruction. Upon inserting the tenth berry with no struggle, the man bursts out laughing, so the cannibals eat him.
Up in heaven, the first man is incredulous.
"You were so close to living, how could you just laugh and throw it all away?!"
"The other guy brought back durians."
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