A man was born into a very poor family. At a young age, it was discovered that his eye was in need of an operation and he would need a replacement. Of course, his family was much too poor for a glass one, so they had one carved from wood.
As he grew older, he felt it was time to find a wife. Of course, he was quite self conscious of his eye, so this made things very difficult. One day, however, he saw a woman sitting on a bench alone. She was one of the most beautiful women he had ever seen. He wondered why she was sitting alone. That is, until he got closer and noticed that she had an abnormally long nose. *Oh well, it's worth a shot,* he thought as he walked up to her. Confidently, he asked, "Excuse me, Miss. Would you like to get some coffee with me?"
Elated, she responded, "Oh, wouldn't I!"
The man was taken aback. "Who are you calling wooden eye, big nose?!"
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