WARNING:DO NOT READ THIS IF YOU WANT TO LIVE ANYMORE OR EAT OR GO POTTY!
A person named tommy had a wife named heather. Whenever Heather came home, She would bring something disguisting.
When heather died in a war, Tommy was sad. He said to himself, I MUST DIE IN A TOILET INSTEAD!
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