A fatal stabbing left a man bleeding to death just outside of an apartment complex, alone. As he started to lose consciousness, the man began writing the name of his killer, Jeffrey, his next door neighbor. The name was left incomplete, as he'd succumbed just after almost finishing the first "F".
Jeff's wife Angie stumbled upon the scene. She was horrified, but knew she had to cover up his crime for their children's sake. She quickly thought to write the name of the floozy girl who lived above them. She would keep their children up at night with her constant bed-rocking. So Angie dipped her finger in the blood and smeared the rest of the name, "Jessica" before running off.
10 minutes later, Jessica arrived. Shocked to see her name written on the concrete in a dead man's blood, she modified the message once more before calling the police and reporting the crime.
In minutes, the area was surrounded by flashing lights. The police approached the scene to find a corpse who had left a dying message, "Jessica Rulez"
*It was later discovered she had also taken a selfie with the corpse while holding up a peace sign, her index finger covered in blood.
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