One night a man was woken to a loud noise downstairs.
He quickly jumps out of bed, rushes to the top of the stairs and peeks over to see a burglar breaking into his house.
He grabs the phone from his night stand and calls the police!
"Officer, my house is being robbed"
"Okay, is the robber armed, is he dangerous?"
"I don't think so.."
"Well, does he have a partner is he threatening you?"
"No, but he's robbing me."
"Well, let him be and we'll send an officer to investigate in a about 20 mins"
The man says "Oh okay, in that case I'll grab my gun and shoot him" and hangs up the phone.
He goes to grab his gun and starts running down the stairs before sirens scare the robber away.
The police come inside and start questioning the homeowner as to how he got the gun, if he has a permit for it, his psychological status etc.
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