Offensive Ray and Janay Rice Jokes

Why did Ray feel justified in clobbering Janay in the casino?
She kept saying “hit me, hit me” at the blackjack table.

What initially attracted Ray to Janay?
She’s a knockout.

What’s the most popular brand of headphones in the NFL?
Beats by Ray.

Why does Janay avoid intercourse with Ray in the winter?
She doesn’t want to get cold-cocked.

Why is Ray such a successful fisherman when Janay’s with him?
He uses the right hook.

What’s the beverage Ray always serves Janay at parties?
Punch.

How does NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell hide his weeping over the Rice controversy?
He wears Ray-Bans.

Does Janay enjoy gambling trips with Ray?
Yes, they’re always a big hit.

Is it true that Janay looks just like her mother in photographs?
Yes, she’s a spitting image.

Is Janay aware of Ray’s violent tendencies?
Maybe unconsciously.

How much does Janay enjoy riding elevators?
So much, that Ray’s got to drag her away from them.

How do Janay’s elevator experiences with Ray defy physics?
She’s always going down on the ground floor.

Just how serious is Janay about not getting pregnant by Ray?
She’d rather be knocked out than knocked up.