When I was in London, UK, I asked my Indian colleague if he knows the emergency number in UK. He answered '349'. I said 'No it's not. It's 999'. He insisted 'Yes 349'. Thinking he was a deaf but knowing he is not I said 'No it is 999'. So he answered slowly. 'Yes TTTRRRRIIII PPOOOLLLLL NINE!!' in Indian Accent.
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