A family psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with 3 young mothers and their children.
"You've all got problems with obsession," says the psychiatrist.
To the first mother he said, "You've got an obsession with eating. You've even named your daughter Candy!"
"And you," he says to the second mother. "You've got an obsession with money. You've even named your child Penny!"
Immediately the third mother stands up, grabs her child's hand and begins leaving the room. Surprised, the psychiatrist begins to ask, "Where are you going?"
Before he can even finish his question, the mother says "C'mon Dick, let's get out of here."
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