Three guys went to a bar and drank until closing time. The owner told them that its time for them to leave, and three unanimously agreed given how drunk they were. On their way home, they saw a blurry image of an object in the middle of the street. They couldn't identify the object so each of the drunk guys conducted a simple examination.
The first guy squinted his eyes to get a better vision
"Its probably just a rock. No big deal"
The second guy was not convinced. He went closer to the object and took a sniff
"This ain't a rock. Its just an old thrown-away shoe"
The last guy was still not convinced so he took a piece of the object, sniffed it, and squinted his eyes
"Guys, this thing is shit you fuckin' idiots. Good thing we didn't step on it"
And so the three avoided stepping on shit on their way home
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