A man dies and is at the pearly gates waiting to get into heaven. He notices all these clocks hanging at the entrance and asks what they are doing there.
The man at the gate says: "those are lie clocks. For each lie the clock takes one minute off of your life and it also has a counter for days for the bad liars. See that one the one with a zero for the days and its still at midnight? That is mother Theresa's she has never lied and there is George Washington's only 3 lies".
The man asks where Obama's clock is and he replies.
"Ohh Obama's clock in in Jesus' office, he needed a ceiling fan"
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