Q: What does Barack Obama call illegal aliens?
A: Undocumented democrats.
Q: Barack Obama is on a sinking ship, who gets saved?
A: The Country!
Q: What drink do you get with the McObama Happy Meal in Pakistan?
A: No drink JUST ICE!
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