Obama, Clinton and Trump walk into a bar...

Obama says, "I love this suit I'm wearing today. $3,000 Armani. A man in the top job needs to know how to dress the part, and I think I've shown that in my presidency."

Then Clinton says, "I love my dress, $75,000 Vutton. A woman with the right character for president needs to dress to impress. I think I've shown that I've got style enought for the oval office."

Trump turns around and says, "whatever stupid, I was born with the best jeans."

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