Before publicly announcing it, he runs the idea past George W. Bush and Bill Clinton.
Obama: "I believe this will be exactly what we need to do to fight ISIS. It'll hit them right where it hurts. They'll never see it coming!"
Bush: "Iraq sure didn't."
Clinton: "Neither did she."
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