Obama and Mike Pence are playing tennis

While playing tennis with Mike Pence, Obama gets angry and every time he misses he screams "God dammit I missed!"
This goes on for a while until Mike Pence yells "If you use the lords name in vain one more time a lightning bolt will come from the sky and strike you"
They continue playing until Obama misses again, he screams "God dammit I missed!"
In that moment a lighting bolt comes from the sky and strikes Mike Pence, he dies on the spot. A couple of seconds later a voice from above the clouds says "God dammit I missed."

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