An old man is living alone, but his son checks him into a home so he can be taken care of. So the old man is sitting in the common area, when he starts tilting to his left. A nurse comes over and straightens him out. He continues to sit, when he starts tilting to his left. The nurse comes over and straightens him out. A few minutes later, he tilts to his left *again,* and the nurse comes and straightens him out. Later that day the man's son comes to visit. "Hey Dad! How's this new home treating you?" The old man says: "It's good, but the problem is they won't let you fart!"
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