A young pervert moved next to a nunnery and started devising plans of how he could take advantage of the fact that none of these nuns had ever seen a man naked before
So he took an old slot machine painted crosses on the dials and hollowed it out. One night he snuck the slot machine next to the enterence of the nunnery and hopped inside. In the morning he stuck his dick through the hole for the handle in hopes the nuns wouldn't be the wiser.
The first nun who came across the pervert said to herself "I know gambling is a sin, but if there are crosses I suppose it's okay." And she pulled the handle. All through the day nuns were playing the new slot machine as if it were a new game.
Close to noon the whole nunnery was startled by a loud and sudden scream coming from a young nun outside. All the nuns rushed out and asked what was wrong!
"I won the jackpot!" She said
"What did you win?" Asked a fellow sister
"I was determined to win the game so I kept playing and low and behold I win some hand creme!"
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