[NSFW] Two young men got lost in the woods ...

Two young men got lost in the woods while on a hiking trip, and they stumble upon this old wooden shack, upon seeing a candle lit up near the window they figured someone must be living there.

The first boy walks up to the door and knocks three times. An old lady answers and ask the young boy

"Hello young gentleman, so rare to see anyone in these sticks, what brings you around?"

Being lost for nearly 12 hours he tells her that they're lost and hungry, he wants food for him and his buddy. Stunned at his story the lady invites him inside but only him, she says "I don't trust both of you enough to let you simultaneously inside my home". The boy goes up to his friend and tells him "wait for me outside maybe she's intimidated by two men"

Once inside the lady closes the door, opens the window near the candle, sits down on her chair and tells the boy

"You see young man, I haven't slept with anyone in ages, now I know you wouldn't want to fuck an old rag like me but I've always wanted to feel the cool summer breeze as someone had fun with me, so take that bag of corn over there and fuck me with all of them, then I'll make a roast and bread for you and your friend"

Confused and grossed out, the boy so hungry, decided to do it anyways.

He goes on with one corn, second corn, third corn, all up to thirty-six corns. All throwing them out the window as he goes. The lady full of sweat, huge smile on her face thanks him

"Come now, get your friend inside, I'll make you that food now"

The first boy storms outside while gagging, yells to his friend to get the fuck inside and to come eat. The second boy sitting down holding his stomach looks at him and says.

"Ah bro I'm already full, you've been throwing all these buttered corns out here and I just couldn't stop!"