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A man was driving down a dirt road, when he breaks down. Luckily he stopped close to a farmer's house. He sees the lights are on, walks up to the door and knocks. No response. He decides to walk around and look in a window to see if anyone is home.
He looks in and sees a girl squeezing her tits and a guy jacking off under an umbrella. Shocked, the man thinks "fuck this", and continues down the road another mile till he finally gets to another house.
He knocks on the door and an old man answers. The man says, "i broke down a mile up close to another house, but there was a girl squeezing her tits, and a guy jacking off under an umbrella."//
The old man replies, "oh yes, they're deaf! She's saying 'go milk the cows' but he's saying, 'fuck you, it's raining outside.'
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