All three men were on a vacation to Japan and during this vacation they partook in some illegal activity.
The justice system informed the men that they were all to be given the death penalty but as a sign of compassion the guilty were allowed to choose their own deaths.
The Englishman, who loved to work, asked to be worked to death. The justice system obliged and placed the Englishman into a field and he worked until he died.
The Frenchman loved to eat, so he wished for death by food. The justice system obliged and put him in a restaurant where he could eat until he died and it happened as such.
The Newfoundlander requested death by "screwin". The justice system obliged and the Newfoundlander was placed into a room with five hundred beautiful Japanese women and three guards to keep watch. Three days later, they went to check on the Newfoundlander to find that the five hundred women were fucked to death, the three guards had their assholes busted up, and the Newfoundlander was in the corner still masturbating.
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