was sitting on the beach in her wheelchair, gazing mournfully out at the sea, when a handsome guy came up behind her. "What's wrong?" He asked gently. "Why do you look so sad?"
"I've never been kissed," she explained, brushing a tear off her cheek.
"Well, I can take care of that," said the fellow, and did, then walked down the beach feeling pretty pleased with himself.
The next week he was walking down the beach again when what should he see but the same girl, looking even more sad. "What's wrong now?" He asked looking deep in her eyes
"I've never been fucked," she said sadly.
"No problem," he said, his chest swelling with manly pride. He bent over to lift her from the wheelchair, cradled her gently in his arms, and walked slowly down the pier. Reaching the end, he threw her in the water and shouted "Now you're fucked!"
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