[NSFW] Me and Mila Kunis get in a Plane Crash

On a desert island and no one survives except for us two.

At first Mila, is distraught and completely ignores me. After a while, it is evident that if we want humanity to continue we must have kids. Months later I find a men's suit in a pile of wreckage from the crash. That afternoon, I ask Mila, "can you do me a favor, can you put on this suit and take a walk on the beach with me". Reluctantly, she agrees.

As we walk down the beach and I turn to her and say, "Dude, your never going to guess who i've been fucking".


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