So a little black boy, Jamal, is playing with flour in the kitchen one day; and once he's covered with flour, he looks up at his mother and says, "look mom, I'm white!" his mother slaps him, and says, "go see yo' fatha'!" so Jamal goes up to his father, and quite a bit less gleefully, says, "look dad, I'm white." his father slaps him and says , "go see yo' grammy, bitch!" Jamal slowly trudges up to his grandmother's room and quietly says, "look grandma, I'm white." she slaps him with her cane, and says, "go see yo mama, you useless little piece of cracker shit!" Jamal goes down to his mother; and she says, "well? have you learned your lesson?" Jamal looks up at his mother and says, "Yeah, I've barely been white five minutes and I already hate you motherfucking people!"
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